Siapa Minat Shaolin Soccer Angkat Tangan?

Ya, Shaolin Soccer. Permainan bola yang dibuat oleh Stephen Rahman Hughes, eh, Stephen Chow. Mind-blowing bukan? Menggabungkan kung fu dan bola sepak? Naa aa aa! The dream is about to become a reality after a martial art school in China takes this inisiative (binatang, macam mana nak eja inisiatif ni?) and try to combine martial art with football.

TADAAA!!!

Ok, memandangkan sekarang dah pukul awal pagi, dan aku sangat mengantuk, jadi apa kata engkau orang layan report asal di link bawah ini. Thank you Stephen Chow!

Laporan asal Daily Mail

Mario Bodo-Tuli

When you thought you've seen everything from this spoil-brat, you're wrong. Allergic to grass, want big money, assume he's the best player in the world. Shit. Enjoy this video to see whether is he a real footballer or not. Real footballer know how to wear bib you stupid kid!

Mari Kita Ber-Kahkahkah Dekat Abang Berbatove

Ok, sebenarnya bukan saya yang start nak ber-kahkahkah ni. Ini semua ide Pak Cik Alex. Dia ketawa sebab Berbatove tak start game. Ha? Tak percaya? Ok, jom tengok video bawah.

Ha, kahkahkah kan? Kesian pula aku tengok Berba ni. Scoring 20-goals this season, yet still sitting on the bench. Bersabarlah Berbatove.

Ok, now for a real laugh video. He's surely had the last laugh after scoring such a wonderful goal.

The Twin Tormentor

Last night's game gives me somewhat a relieving moment. Although United still not at their best, but this is the best performance they showed for these past miserable weeks. Even more convincing than the game against 4-0 win Wigan. There is more promising in the squad or display I guess. And the idea of using the twin-tormentor, well, it works really great. And really causing trouble to Arsenal. Ye lah. Kau gila? Tengok ada dua orang yang sama berlari lari atas padang. Hahaha. Kalau first try Rafael tu masuk, dah klasik gila. That would be a twins-goal. Sorang cross, sorang tanduk. Klasik. Vintage.

And terima kasih daun keladi kalau boleh season depan main lagi kepada Edwin van Der Sar. Gila. Yang ini sorang lagi vintage. Umur dah menua, lagi lah dia buat perangai terer dia tu. Terbang sana sini save. Lawan Chelsea itu hari adalah save dia paling pelik. Main berguling guling baring atas padang pun boleh save dua tiga kali. Edwin Edwin, with you it means win. And the twin. Haha.

Apa pun, mari kita kenalkan twin twin nya.

Rafael Da Silva.

Fabio Da Silva

Ah, persetankan usaha membezakan mereka. Sedangkan Sir Alex Ferguson hari hari jumpa pun tak boleh nak bezakan, inikan pula Google Image. Hahaha. Kalau Zaquan Adha Aidil Zafuan bolehlah jugak nak bezakan pakai bini, ye dak?

Apa pun, terima kasih juga kepada Arsene Wenger kerana tidak beria sign mereka berdua ni dahulu. Haha. Kalau tak, mesti kelam kabut dah Man United dibuatnya.

Imaginary Friends and Referee

Well, recently, Majid always causes problems. There was one day in my class, where one note belongs to a friend of mine, and another sheet of paper went missing suddenly. Kami cari seluruh kelas, dalam beg tak jumpa. Then, kami ignore. At the end of the class session, there lies these two sheet of papers. I'm pretty sure Majid yang buat kerja ni.

Oh, Majid is my imaginary friend.

Tapi, problems caused by Majid isn't as serious as these problem caused by Peter Walton, referee yang mengadili game between Everton and Birmingham yesterday.

What did he do?

Well, he 'funnily' showed an imaginary 'yellow card' to one player. Macam Majid. Maybe, Majid yang main dengan kad beliau. Maybe la.

Snood Dog? Take Note City And Arsenal!

So, it was announced yesterday that...snood is BANNED from football! Kahkahkah.

Sampai ada perbincangan tahap FIFA rupanya pemakaian benda alah ni. Bagus juga FIFA ni. Aku rasa, matlamatnya adalah untuk menghalang benda alah ni daripada menjadi sub-culture, seterusnya menyebabkan kejutan kultur (culture shock) kepada anak Melayu yang selalunya terikut ikut trend Mat Salleh. Ya, watdefak apa nak pakai snood di tengah tengah kepanasan bumi Allah Malaysia ni, khususnya di Melaka Bandaraya Bersejarah. Sangat panas.

Lagi laporan boleh diintai disini. Intai jangan tak intai! Hahaha.

Siti Tevez mengucapkan salam perpisahan dengan Snood Dog. Sensual Seduction, oo ah ah.